Welcome to Bimbi Manor

Come on in and make yourself comfortable, you are now the guest of this family of idiot vampires.

If you're familiar with our work, you'll know how much we love to add a little twist that justifies our dives into absolute degeneracy. Just a li'l something that leaves us pondering and reminds us that we ain't just doing gratuitous porn all the time.

This is probably the closest it gets to that.

Bimbi Manor is our attempt to achieve complete self-indulgence. It's got all of your cartoon favourites: ridiculous proportions, incest, a monstergirl with whatever power we deem convenient to make fun smut scenarios happen, and a cast of characters too dumb to properly weight in the consequences of their actions. All through the lovely marriage of classic horror gunk and repeated watches of Twilight.

Emi's the mascot of our general body of work. We tend to reach for her whenever we're particularly inspired to create. The vampire girl you'll see in these forbidden scrolls is a direct derivation of her. We were trying to get to the bottom of why we reach for this one particular muse so often and what components set her apart as Ultimate Waifu in our hearts, and the obligatory Bimbo!Emi had to be tested out.

Turns out what we got planned for Emi herself is a bit more of an ordeal in terms of storytelling so sadly she leaves little room for a trait as fun and endearing as being an absolute idiot, but we couldn't just ignore the fact it was in our lives now and thus you get Alice here.

This isn't an important thing to consider to enjoy what you'll find littered around in Bimbi Manor, but I wanted to have it here as a bit of a testament of the fun of derivative material and impulse reactions when it comes to finding the appeal in things.

I'm tired of pretending I don't watch all of Twilight every 4 months in a braindead, comforting stupor. if we manage to make an appealing cast of characters and funny porn out of the same energy then surely it's worth noting down here and inspire you to pursue those ridiculous AUs about your own characters too.