Oh Golly!

Penny's your average girl with average dreams of one day meeting the love of her life and starting a family.

Sadly she's a bit clumsy and her job as a waitress has her tripping over a lot, until one day she's caught in the loving arms of Brutus.

It's love at first sight!

Penny and Brutus get married and buy a lovely house on a pleasant neighborhood with a white picket fence, but only one problem remains...

Nosy neighbours sending noise complaints

...That's it, really, there's no twist. Only a pair of dumbasses in love.

These two exist as art in various formats which you can check in the little box to the left.

In all seriousness tho there's plenty of dinosaur cock so be a grown ass hairy person and don't check it at work or Jesus will get sad